December 25, 2008

Those Hypocritical Marine Biologists

Why is it that marine biologists will chew you out for calling starfish starfish.

"They're not actually fish! You can't call them a fish, if they're not a fish!" they cry.

Well guess what, hotshot, they ain't fuckin' stars either!

And, on top of that, in my bio class last semester my professor spent a whole day talking about jellyfish (which aren't fish), and cuttlefish(which aren't fish), but the next day told us we're not allowed to call starfish fish!

Bullshit!

Okay, that's all I have to say about marine biology tonight.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Posted by Joey at December 25, 2008 01:21 AM | TrackBack
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